Jokes are only funny if they make someone laugh. But they have to be told first. This space is devoted to giving jokes, very short stories, potential internet memes a chance to impress. And to seeing if they push certain boundaries too far, or just enough.
After a 12 hour shift of nursing, I was excited about finally getting a chance to eat. And the lentils I heated up in the microwave seemed perfect. They smelled great and were super fast and easy to prepare. But pouring them out of their plastic container reminded me of a patient’s ostomy bag I had emptied a couple hours earlier and it almost ruined my night. All I could do was worry about whether I had charted that output!